Genre: J2 RPS
Warnings: Language, m/m sex
Word Count: 5,867
Disclaimer: Fiction not fact. I don’t own anything but the words. The boys belong to each other.
A/N: O-kay. So writing for this fandom has resulted in so many firsts for me, it’s been somewhat of a roller-coaster ride, and now: here’s my first PWP. All right, maybe there’s some plot in there if you squint and tilt your head just right. Mostly it’s irreverent indulgence on my part. The title came from the lyrics of Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice. Don’t ask, lol. I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, all I know is that if I don’t write it, like right now, my muse will desert me and that’s the last thing I want to happen. So here’s my little one-shot. I hope y’all like it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, not unlike J2 in this story, I’m going to run and hide in a sweet-smelling linen closet. Comments = Love.
Summary: Listen up, kids, and I'll tell you a story about a Ninja, a Pirate (who used to be a farmboy), a closet, a sword, a blade, a star, a bottle of Satsuma lotion from The Body Shop and happily-ever-after to the tune of Vanilla Ice. Enjoy!
( Slice Like a Ninja, Cut Like a Razor Blade (That’s What Love Can Do to a Guy)Collapse )